Thursday, October 20, 2011

What Came First The Egg Or The Chicken?


Many people have asked me this before and the answer is the egg, mainly because over time things have evolved and that particular animal was presumed to have come from the dinosaurs and most if not all the dinosaurs came from eggs.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Foot ball is a waste of time and money?

Ok so i have a rant to talk about on football and i have for a long time!

ok first of all we go to football matches to see people kick around a bag of air, its a ball with air in it that you kick.

ok to sum up with have a bag, a round bag filled with air, now this is where it gets funny we go and watch loads of people kick the bag which is in fact filled
with air.

i can understand playing it with friends because its a form of exercise and well its fun at the time but here is where it gets stupid, we go to football matches and we fight about who is better when all it is is a fucking ball / bag filled with air.

now this is the even more stupid we pay footballers millions of pounds / dollars when they say well we are in a rrecession, are we fuck if we are paying to watch people kick bags of air around and they pay the footballers money i mean come on thats not a fucking job.

The ritual with the cepaar sheep


sheep, many people use to worship the ship as gods! they use to do rituals every night hoping that the moon would grant them the powers for the sheep to then produce more offspring.
basically they use to sacrifice one of there best sheep in this case the one that has lived the longest, hoping that the light from the moon would shine down upon the other sheep making them pregnant with other sheep!!!



Sunday, August 21, 2011

Sheep Come From The MOON! (explained)

Did you know that sheep you know and love today came from the moon!

















sheep that are known today use to be called cepaar's this was once there name before they evolved into the sheep you know today.

you may be asking how did they live on the moon if there is no atmosphere! well many years ago they use to use cells in there body to breath??!?!?! how is this possible you may ask, well the neutrons in the cells died and doing so burning energy thus making them not need oxygen to live.

with this method of living (biodepreperbreth) made it so the cepaar - (sheep) only lived for about 2 - 3 weeks! but because of there short life span they can reproduce up to 10 - 13 sheep a day!.

The cepaar (sheep) came to earth around 62,000 years ago on a rock called uprisupso now it was not a full cepaar (sheep) it was the DNA from the cepaar (sheep) and 4,000 years later they developed into an early form of the sheep we know today but with no fur!